如此有信心的面試
我竟然不被選上
是我的能力受到質疑嗎
失落
因為以為十拿九穩.
Showing posts with label 奖学金/面试. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 奖学金/面试. Show all posts
17.11.13
11.8.11
S&M Society Interview
Interview :D
科学与数学学会 面试
来进入执委榜.
说真的
我是抱着好奇的心态 参加这次的面试.
本身就不想再拿任何的职位.
两袖清风的生活 是很自在的.
可是，这个机会难得.
为了经验，还是去了.
面试前还能搞笑
还真有本事 鸟.
面试的内容必须保密.
但是 这次的另类面试
是一段超搞笑的回忆.
Thank you (:
科学与数学学会 面试
来进入执委榜.
说真的
我是抱着好奇的心态 参加这次的面试.
本身就不想再拿任何的职位.
两袖清风的生活 是很自在的.
可是，这个机会难得.
为了经验，还是去了.
面试前还能搞笑
还真有本事 鸟.
面试的内容必须保密.
但是 这次的另类面试
是一段超搞笑的回忆.
Thank you (:
25.5.11
我到底输在哪里
当我看到 一个接着一个
获得 JPA 奖学金的时候
我就感到越无奈
到底我输在哪里？
他们成绩真的很不错.
但是 不是全部.
我听我的另一些朋友 诉苦.
他们身边的 人
成绩不会好过我们
但是 人家就是拿到啊！吹啊？
哪，到底我输在哪里？
如果是谈课外活动 的话
我的课外活动表现
都是废的吗？
大家拼了命 参加 活动.
老师 想尽办法 给我们一个
职位.
可是 全部作废.
输在哪里？ 那一点？
8A+ 以上就能获得 JPA.
太棒了
教育部部长：4A+ 上诉JPA的机会
渺茫.
看到吧？ 渺茫. 机会超低.
甚至 可能不处理.
这间接性 告诉以后考SPM的
『你们要就考8A+以上，来拿JPA；
拿不到的就算，别申请，反正就拿不到.』
读这样多书. 还不是那样.
政府 正在 遣散 学子.
公平起见
我建议 奖学金平分.
至少 为了奖励成绩好的学生
让他们能够 获得 Malaysian Matriculation
抑或是 进入政府大学的 一个机会.
不要再乱下去.
JPA 乱来. 要不然就限一个条规：
『只有8A+以上的，才能获得面试机会』
不要浪费其他学子的时间.
既然不成功 那面试来做么?
等待成绩公布 还用上100年.
干的. 恭喜大马做出了：流失人才的第一步.
获得 JPA 奖学金的时候
我就感到越无奈
到底我输在哪里？
他们成绩真的很不错.
但是 不是全部.
我听我的另一些朋友 诉苦.
他们身边的 人
成绩不会好过我们
但是 人家就是拿到啊！吹啊？
哪，到底我输在哪里？
如果是谈课外活动 的话
我的课外活动表现
都是废的吗？
大家拼了命 参加 活动.
老师 想尽办法 给我们一个
职位.
可是 全部作废.
输在哪里？ 那一点？
8A+ 以上就能获得 JPA.
太棒了
教育部部长：4A+ 上诉JPA的机会
渺茫.
看到吧？ 渺茫. 机会超低.
甚至 可能不处理.
这间接性 告诉以后考SPM的
『你们要就考8A+以上，来拿JPA；
拿不到的就算，别申请，反正就拿不到.』
读这样多书. 还不是那样.
政府 正在 遣散 学子.
公平起见
我建议 奖学金平分.
至少 为了奖励成绩好的学生
让他们能够 获得 Malaysian Matriculation
抑或是 进入政府大学的 一个机会.
不要再乱下去.
JPA 乱来. 要不然就限一个条规：
『只有8A+以上的，才能获得面试机会』
不要浪费其他学子的时间.
既然不成功 那面试来做么?
等待成绩公布 还用上100年.
干的. 恭喜大马做出了：流失人才的第一步.
24.5.11
这条路 由我来走
很多人问我
『有奖学金，怎么不去？』
的确 我成功申请到
两所大学的奖学金.
UCSI不是不好，而是那时候
我认定我 还未成成熟.
我看了电子电机工程 所要学的
课程 之后
啊 天啊 我竟然 缩！ 临阵退缩.
这5年，决定你之后的50年.
这句话 让我 觉得 我还犹豫不决.
我对 前途 敏感.
深怕 一个错误的选择
将导致 我以后的路 会很黑暗.
至于UTAR. 我今天才收到申请批准信.
想不到啊
上一次拨电话 要求转系时
那个员工还告诉我：
『没有你的资料喔！』
那时候 真是 愤！
心想怎么那么不小心 那么没效率.
不过还是被批准了.
但是 我现在的中六生活 那个FEEL.
让我有了个 目标：政府大学.
所以 决定放弃 了它. 放弃它们.
UTAR的奖学金要求也蛮高的. D=
3.5分，不简单啊.
中六这条路 我选择 走.
Learn to walk before you run.
I believe so.
『有奖学金，怎么不去？』
的确 我成功申请到
两所大学的奖学金.
UCSI不是不好，而是那时候
我认定我 还未成成熟.
我看了电子电机工程 所要学的
课程 之后
啊 天啊 我竟然 缩！ 临阵退缩.
这5年，决定你之后的50年.
这句话 让我 觉得 我还犹豫不决.
我对 前途 敏感.
深怕 一个错误的选择
将导致 我以后的路 会很黑暗.
至于UTAR. 我今天才收到申请批准信.
想不到啊
上一次拨电话 要求转系时
那个员工还告诉我：
『没有你的资料喔！』
那时候 真是 愤！
心想怎么那么不小心 那么没效率.
不过还是被批准了.
但是 我现在的中六生活 那个FEEL.
让我有了个 目标：政府大学.
所以 决定放弃 了它. 放弃它们.
UTAR的奖学金要求也蛮高的. D=
3.5分，不简单啊.
中六这条路 我选择 走.
Learn to walk before you run.
I believe so.
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| 靠的就是这双脚. 往后的路，就由它们导航. 始终 信任它. 无论 有多幸苦. |
14.5.11
JPA 结果
JPA 延迟了 又延迟.
从上个月 到这个月.
终于！
JPA能在这个星期 知道.
星期五 昨天
下午5时，我还在外头.
6：30pm 我进不了网站. 他妈的.
最后 给我进到了！谢天谢地.
我的样子 就像那样.
惊讶. 哈哈哈 因为我拿不到.
没变噜. 继续 中六生涯.
但是 心里却又很多很多的 疑惑.
1. 政府不是说好，有10,000个本地位子+1000个国外留学的位子吗？
2. 可是，去年全科A只有9200个哦.
3. 好像很多人拿不到，那么 学额到底去了哪里？
政府应该改变一下政策.
不要弄到 未来学弟学妹误会：
一就那8A+以上，不然不用读到那么幸苦，反正没有8A+ 就肯定拿不到.
我从来没对这个抱着太大的希望.
幸好，跌得不重.
从上个月 到这个月.
终于！
JPA能在这个星期 知道.
星期五 昨天
下午5时，我还在外头.
6：30pm 我进不了网站. 他妈的.
最后 给我进到了！谢天谢地.
惊讶. 哈哈哈 因为我拿不到.
没变噜. 继续 中六生涯.
但是 心里却又很多很多的 疑惑.
1. 政府不是说好，有10,000个本地位子+1000个国外留学的位子吗？
2. 可是，去年全科A只有9200个哦.
3. 好像很多人拿不到，那么 学额到底去了哪里？
政府应该改变一下政策.
不要弄到 未来学弟学妹误会：
一就那8A+以上，不然不用读到那么幸苦，反正没有8A+ 就肯定拿不到.
我从来没对这个抱着太大的希望.
幸好，跌得不重.
专心读中六吧！
29.4.11
25.4.11
23.4.11
星洲奖学金
初步挑选过关了
4月22日早上11时 得到 UCSI（NORTH WING）过第二关
面试.
一大清早才做准备 我这种真的是
Eleventh Hour.
出发了. 还去错地方，到 SOUTH WING /. \
结果在最后 10:57进场. 签了名 太棒了
我没迟到 :D
他们提供的位子是 摆酒席那样的.
结果我找了一个最靠近我，却有最多人的地方.
我没去跟他们打招呼. 懒.(其实我以为就快到我了，想做心理准备嘛）
结果我却得排队等到12:10才 到外面做，等候下一个.
11:00 到 12:10 那段时间 真的很难熬.
难熬的是 场面的尴尬.
做我旁边的那个朋友（不认识），他一直
练习. 唇音 那种不出声的.
『你在准备演讲咩?』
然后来了一个看起来很安静的.
他很多胡须. 我对他笑. 他没理会我.
『要这样现实咩？奖学金给你咯.』
还有一个，很高下的，笑容很好的.
他的 CLEAR FOLDER. 里面的文凭.
少说：80张. 吓死人.
我扫了扫，原来他也是童军一个.自己人.
当我快是下一个时，我被安排到外面静静等候.
那时，有个女生刚刚做完面试，脸色凝聚.
我也对她笑咯. 她却不理会我. 结果我勉强地收回.
『要这样咩？我会哭的.』
到我了. 两位考官，对我一个人.
太好了，终于有机会发言，没有人跟你抢.
客套的自我介绍后，他问：『WHY EEE?』
然后我很英雄地告诉他，我喜欢数学物理 bla3. 还有一些在内的潜能 bla3. 我觉得 EEE 适合我，我能将之学好，回归社会 bla3.
结果他要 more specific ==
没办法，只好编写故事咯. 告诉他 EEE 是什么 bla3.
最后我懒得跟他们玩，直接放个句号.
然后男考官问我的 career goals.
幸好有所准备. 就告诉他 我要从事交通业
创造一些全电能engine D:
最恐怖的开始了.
『U said u r going to invent some new advanced technologies. How?』
『Errrr. Invent new electric motor? (Asking him back =.=』
『How?』
『By reducing the cost, and improving the efficiency. So that anybody can afford the price, besides we can save up petroleum. And operate using full electric motor but not hybrid is renewable. zzz』
『So, u said to improve the engine. Then actually what's the part of a hybrid car that costs most expensive?』
『*呕血* Electric motor and power engine? D:』我疯了.
另一位女考官：
『In your resume, u were a scout. What did u learn in scouting?』
『I was a scout, but I spent more time on camping D: Make story again. 』
『What did learn?』
『Surviving skills. And sharpen perspective.』
她还问了我一堆，我全部都是 提心吊胆，口吃带过.
最后，她还问我工作经验. =.=
我放弃了.
临走前还告诉我？暗示我？
『We are actually finding those who are like scouts, and who did part timer jobs during school breaks』
== 什么意思?
最后 BYEBYE. 太可怕了.
又是小丑登台献丑. 闷.
成绩下个星期揭晓. 有就有，没有就没有.
顺其自然 ～
4月22日早上11时 得到 UCSI（NORTH WING）过第二关
面试.
一大清早才做准备 我这种真的是
Eleventh Hour.
出发了. 还去错地方，到 SOUTH WING /. \
结果在最后 10:57进场. 签了名 太棒了
我没迟到 :D
他们提供的位子是 摆酒席那样的.
结果我找了一个最靠近我，却有最多人的地方.
我没去跟他们打招呼. 懒.(其实我以为就快到我了，想做心理准备嘛）
结果我却得排队等到12:10才 到外面做，等候下一个.
11:00 到 12:10 那段时间 真的很难熬.
难熬的是 场面的尴尬.
做我旁边的那个朋友（不认识），他一直
练习. 唇音 那种不出声的.
『你在准备演讲咩?』
然后来了一个看起来很安静的.
他很多胡须. 我对他笑. 他没理会我.
『要这样现实咩？奖学金给你咯.』
还有一个，很高下的，笑容很好的.
他的 CLEAR FOLDER. 里面的文凭.
少说：80张. 吓死人.
我扫了扫，原来他也是童军一个.自己人.
当我快是下一个时，我被安排到外面静静等候.
那时，有个女生刚刚做完面试，脸色凝聚.
我也对她笑咯. 她却不理会我. 结果我勉强地收回.
『要这样咩？我会哭的.』
到我了. 两位考官，对我一个人.
太好了，终于有机会发言，没有人跟你抢.
客套的自我介绍后，他问：『WHY EEE?』
然后我很英雄地告诉他，我喜欢数学物理 bla3. 还有一些在内的潜能 bla3. 我觉得 EEE 适合我，我能将之学好，回归社会 bla3.
结果他要 more specific ==
没办法，只好编写故事咯. 告诉他 EEE 是什么 bla3.
最后我懒得跟他们玩，直接放个句号.
然后男考官问我的 career goals.
幸好有所准备. 就告诉他 我要从事交通业
创造一些全电能engine D:
最恐怖的开始了.
『U said u r going to invent some new advanced technologies. How?』
『Errrr. Invent new electric motor? (Asking him back =.=』
『How?』
『By reducing the cost, and improving the efficiency. So that anybody can afford the price, besides we can save up petroleum. And operate using full electric motor but not hybrid is renewable. zzz』
『So, u said to improve the engine. Then actually what's the part of a hybrid car that costs most expensive?』
『*呕血* Electric motor and power engine? D:』我疯了.
另一位女考官：
『In your resume, u were a scout. What did u learn in scouting?』
『I was a scout, but I spent more time on camping D: Make story again. 』
『What did learn?』
『Surviving skills. And sharpen perspective.』
她还问了我一堆，我全部都是 提心吊胆，口吃带过.
最后，她还问我工作经验. =.=
我放弃了.
临走前还告诉我？暗示我？
『We are actually finding those who are like scouts, and who did part timer jobs during school breaks』
== 什么意思?
最后 BYEBYE. 太可怕了.
又是小丑登台献丑. 闷.
成绩下个星期揭晓. 有就有，没有就没有.
顺其自然 ～
17.4.11
后备
选择 报名UTAR
作为后备 以防万一
谁知道 明天的天气，是晴朗还是
暴风雨
缴交RM60，是值得的
不过 报名手续真是麻烦
我还以为 明天是截止日期呢！
还真的让我差点 今天就冲去
真鲁莽 D:
最后才发现 那时其他科系的.
星期二！我亲自到UTAR报名
作为后备 以防万一
谁知道 明天的天气，是晴朗还是
暴风雨
缴交RM60，是值得的
不过 报名手续真是麻烦
我还以为 明天是截止日期呢！
还真的让我差点 今天就冲去
真鲁莽 D:
最后才发现 那时其他科系的.
星期二！我亲自到UTAR报名
我就是那种
最后一分钟才赶着完成任务的人
所以他们都叫我
活该的.
13.4.11
JPA Interview TIPS
If u have grabbed a chance to interview with JPA, please don't give up it.
It's a golden chance, you r lucky if u gt it.
PREPARATION
1st step :
MUST download the borang pengesahan gaji ibu bapa and the slip temu duga.
Slip temu duga will give you a lot of infomartion about
1. What to bring, how to arrange the file..
2. Yr interview details
2nd step :
U have to make photocopy of some documents.
You r required to VERIFY it. (how)
1. Get your former secondary school's CHOP, get your principal's SIGNATURE (I did)
2. Or go the police station and get the endorsement?
3rd step :
Arrange your files in order in a clear holder. Don't insert photocopy of documents into the file, either clip them or staple.
Do according the instruction, don't pandai2 insert your primary school's cert as they just ask for f4 and f5.
4th step :
Do some research on current issues (Don't memorize an essay, it's silly) get some points, jot them down, and understand it. Issues not only related to youths only, please, it can be any issue, including politically issue.
5th step :
GOOGLE MAP, check out your interview location. Estimate the time, the trip.
THE DAY OF THE INTERVIEW
1st step : your attire
For a man : long sleeves plain shirt, plain slacks, a tie(better), a belt(I didn't wear, but if u do will be better), dark color leather shoes. FORMAL WEAR.
For a young woman : Baju kurung enough laaaa :D You can wear like an OL too.
If you want to be special, you can get a blazer/coat, it can impress everyone there. LOL..
2nd step : your file
Last checking la !
3rd step : Leave earlier from your house. Who knows u will sesat or not?
If your interview session starts on 11:55am sharp, please be there before 1 hour or earlier.
It's better than u late, and u start panic, and u will cry.
4th step : Reach there, go to the signboard (if u don't know, PLEASE ask, it doesn't harm)
check your NAME, your PANEL, your IC, and your TIME.
Sign it(MUST !)
And check the people who are going to sit the interview with you.
U r not going to do it solo, but with few more people together.
My group contains 5 candidates, including myself.
If you are lucky(or not), u gonna do it with 8 people together.
Depends.
5th : Go to the place that they u to.
Wait outside the panel's room quietly (U thought only u got the JPA interview mehh)
BE FRIEND WITH THE *HUMAN*.
Don't be so cool. I did that last time, they thought I was nervous. LOL
TALK TO THEM. MAKE FRIENDS.
They wont kill u or either eat u zz !
6th : Submit your clear folder to the clerk who usually you can find her outside the panel's room. (ask her whether u arrange it properly)
7th : OKAY ! Enter into the room.
Before that, IF U R LUCKY NUMBER ONE, knock the door please, get the sign *you may enter* from the panels in the room, ONLY you open the door softly and ask "MAY WE ENTER?"
They won't answer u " NO WAY, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED." So dun worry.
8th : GREEEEEEEET the panels ! Shake hands too? Yes, if u wan to do so, it can impress the panels.
9th : Before you sit, ask for permission.(I forgot to do this last time hahahaha)
10th : Sit in a polite way, don't shake your legs, don't cross yr legs, don't ever do anything stupid.
11th : Usually there will be three interviewers. The middle one talks the most.
12th : Introduction - Usually in BM.
your name, where u birth, your family details, your co-curricular activities.
I saw some people even listed out what they have done in primary school, and i don't think it's necessary.
13th : Group discussion (I didn't conduct it, because the panels din make it, don't ask me why, it's random)
If got : The group discussion will be around 3-5 minutes, you ppl have to discuss a topic that given by the panels. The panels will actually observe how you guys conduct the discussion.
KEY POINT : Lead the group discussion, Make everyone talks, Jot down the points and make a conclusion, Participating in the discussion. ALL THIS ADD MARKS !
If you r the only who talks, or if u nvr talk at all, BAD IMPRESSION.
14th : Personal questions
Answer what they ask properly and carefully, don't show your dominating personality, it kills marks.
Answer in a moderate way, show that u respect the panels so to your friends too.
15th : Q&A session. You can ask the panels if you have any question. Don't be shy, high quality of questions which can impress the panels will do add marks, who knows?
15th : Before leaving, please thank them. If can, shake hands too. Wish them 1 MALAYSIA hahaha !
16th : Ask for the permission again to leave, please close the door if u r the last.
17th : HOORAY ! U have done it successfully ! It's not a matter if u do it badly (like what I did last time)
At least u tried. hehehehe !
18th : REMEMBER to get back your folder. It's important. Don't leave it. Rmb to thank the clerk tooooo !
JPA FAQ
1. Menteri Pengajian Tertinggi (full name please, including his title, don't just name it in a rude way)
2. Menteri Pelajaran
3. A few ministers name that you cna rmb their name and posts easily. Grab few.
4. Klinik 1 Malaysia (for medical students)
5. Wawasan 2020 & 1 Malaysia Concept (HOT)
6. The current issues related to the course u study.
7. Your course, what r u going learn from the course.
8. The reasons you study the course
9. The country you choose to persue your tertiary education, and the reasons.
10. Compare gradutes from local U and oversea U.
11. Many other else(you can ask me, I lazy adi)
Appreciate the chance U have, don't waste it, don't be greedy.
What U have to do after the interview is relax and pray.
Or share your experience with your friends, be generous.
No one will like a selfish person. :D !
Please share this note with your friends, if they r going to sit for JPA interview.
If you want a copy of this note, please leave your comment, so that I know it maaaa xD
If you want to know more on JPA, leave a comment too.
It's my pleasure to help u. :) Enjoy and good luck !
And sorry for my the grammer mistakes heeee !
It's a golden chance, you r lucky if u gt it.
PREPARATION
1st step :
MUST download the borang pengesahan gaji ibu bapa and the slip temu duga.
Slip temu duga will give you a lot of infomartion about
1. What to bring, how to arrange the file..
2. Yr interview details
2nd step :
U have to make photocopy of some documents.
You r required to VERIFY it. (how)
1. Get your former secondary school's CHOP, get your principal's SIGNATURE (I did)
2. Or go the police station and get the endorsement?
3rd step :
Arrange your files in order in a clear holder. Don't insert photocopy of documents into the file, either clip them or staple.
Do according the instruction, don't pandai2 insert your primary school's cert as they just ask for f4 and f5.
4th step :
Do some research on current issues (Don't memorize an essay, it's silly) get some points, jot them down, and understand it. Issues not only related to youths only, please, it can be any issue, including politically issue.
5th step :
GOOGLE MAP, check out your interview location. Estimate the time, the trip.
THE DAY OF THE INTERVIEW
1st step : your attire
For a man : long sleeves plain shirt, plain slacks, a tie(better), a belt(I didn't wear, but if u do will be better), dark color leather shoes. FORMAL WEAR.
For a young woman : Baju kurung enough laaaa :D You can wear like an OL too.
If you want to be special, you can get a blazer/coat, it can impress everyone there. LOL..
2nd step : your file
Last checking la !
3rd step : Leave earlier from your house. Who knows u will sesat or not?
If your interview session starts on 11:55am sharp, please be there before 1 hour or earlier.
It's better than u late, and u start panic, and u will cry.
4th step : Reach there, go to the signboard (if u don't know, PLEASE ask, it doesn't harm)
check your NAME, your PANEL, your IC, and your TIME.
Sign it(MUST !)
And check the people who are going to sit the interview with you.
U r not going to do it solo, but with few more people together.
My group contains 5 candidates, including myself.
If you are lucky(or not), u gonna do it with 8 people together.
Depends.
5th : Go to the place that they u to.
Wait outside the panel's room quietly (U thought only u got the JPA interview mehh)
BE FRIEND WITH THE *HUMAN*.
Don't be so cool. I did that last time, they thought I was nervous. LOL
TALK TO THEM. MAKE FRIENDS.
They wont kill u or either eat u zz !
6th : Submit your clear folder to the clerk who usually you can find her outside the panel's room. (ask her whether u arrange it properly)
7th : OKAY ! Enter into the room.
Before that, IF U R LUCKY NUMBER ONE, knock the door please, get the sign *you may enter* from the panels in the room, ONLY you open the door softly and ask "MAY WE ENTER?"
They won't answer u " NO WAY, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED." So dun worry.
8th : GREEEEEEEET the panels ! Shake hands too? Yes, if u wan to do so, it can impress the panels.
9th : Before you sit, ask for permission.(I forgot to do this last time hahahaha)
10th : Sit in a polite way, don't shake your legs, don't cross yr legs, don't ever do anything stupid.
11th : Usually there will be three interviewers. The middle one talks the most.
12th : Introduction - Usually in BM.
your name, where u birth, your family details, your co-curricular activities.
I saw some people even listed out what they have done in primary school, and i don't think it's necessary.
13th : Group discussion (I didn't conduct it, because the panels din make it, don't ask me why, it's random)
If got : The group discussion will be around 3-5 minutes, you ppl have to discuss a topic that given by the panels. The panels will actually observe how you guys conduct the discussion.
KEY POINT : Lead the group discussion, Make everyone talks, Jot down the points and make a conclusion, Participating in the discussion. ALL THIS ADD MARKS !
If you r the only who talks, or if u nvr talk at all, BAD IMPRESSION.
14th : Personal questions
Answer what they ask properly and carefully, don't show your dominating personality, it kills marks.
Answer in a moderate way, show that u respect the panels so to your friends too.
15th : Q&A session. You can ask the panels if you have any question. Don't be shy, high quality of questions which can impress the panels will do add marks, who knows?
15th : Before leaving, please thank them. If can, shake hands too. Wish them 1 MALAYSIA hahaha !
16th : Ask for the permission again to leave, please close the door if u r the last.
17th : HOORAY ! U have done it successfully ! It's not a matter if u do it badly (like what I did last time)
At least u tried. hehehehe !
18th : REMEMBER to get back your folder. It's important. Don't leave it. Rmb to thank the clerk tooooo !
JPA FAQ
1. Menteri Pengajian Tertinggi (full name please, including his title, don't just name it in a rude way)
2. Menteri Pelajaran
3. A few ministers name that you cna rmb their name and posts easily. Grab few.
4. Klinik 1 Malaysia (for medical students)
5. Wawasan 2020 & 1 Malaysia Concept (HOT)
6. The current issues related to the course u study.
7. Your course, what r u going learn from the course.
8. The reasons you study the course
9. The country you choose to persue your tertiary education, and the reasons.
10. Compare gradutes from local U and oversea U.
11. Many other else(you can ask me, I lazy adi)
Appreciate the chance U have, don't waste it, don't be greedy.
What U have to do after the interview is relax and pray.
Or share your experience with your friends, be generous.
No one will like a selfish person. :D !
Please share this note with your friends, if they r going to sit for JPA interview.
If you want a copy of this note, please leave your comment, so that I know it maaaa xD
If you want to know more on JPA, leave a comment too.
It's my pleasure to help u. :) Enjoy and good luck !
And sorry for my the grammer mistakes heeee !
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| LUCKY NUMBER ONE ! |
12.4.11
JPA Interview
Honestly, I thought I did a lot of preparation.
Vision 2020, 1 malaysia concept, fake egg issue.
Even I simply studied about Pharmacology, pharmaceutical care and toxicology.
I was wrong ! .....
My interview start at 11:55
I reached UNITEN at 10:30am, I was not the earliest zz
Some even reached there 3 hours before their interview, insane.
My group : 5 people
2 indians, 2 malays, 1 chinese (yes that's me)
4 girls, 1 boy (yes that's me too)
And I got lucky number one shit !
Feeling nervous.
One of the malay, Aqilah asked me
"Why do u look so nervous?"
How I suppose to answer u...?
first time maa deng.
Submitted my resume, the clear book.
Chill, chill, I was keep trying to be chill. zz
"May we enter?"
"Yes u may !"
The judges(panel?):3 Malays, 2 women + 1 guy.
I walked toward them, wanted to greet them.
I wonder, did my action surprise them? zz
Because their eyes got bigger, and spoke to me :
"Hey hey, sit there sit there, haha, relax, don't need to be nervous!"
I failed to greet them with my style.
Because I wanted to shake their hands, and greet :
Satu Malaysia. FAIL.
After that, the middle one (guy) started talking.
1st part : INTRODUCTION
hahahaha i screw-up.
I forgot to mention my post as an ex-head prefect
ex-captain bla3..
the other candidates even mentioned what have they done in their primary school..
However, I don't think the judges listened to them.
Who wants to know about your activities 6 years ago? zz
2nd part : WHY U CHOOSE THIS COURSE, AND WHY U CHOOSE TO STUDY ABROAD?
They asked it in BM.
Mushh : Saya telah pilih farmasi kerana saya suka mengkaji ubat, dan saya memang berminat untuk menghasilkan ubat baru untuk bla3
JPA : ohhhh ! U suka makan ubat ya?
HAHAHAH.. I have been forced to laugh with the panels. no choice.
JPA : y u choose to study abroad?
Mushh : bla3 I can gain knowledge bla3. I can broaden my experience bla3, I can bring back the knowledge bla3. UK has a more advanced research and development on pharmacy field bla3. And i am helpful bla3. (I START TO TALK COCK), and I have a wish to open an orphanage.......
JPA : So do u want to be a pharmacist or u want to open an orphanage in the future?
Mushh : I want to do both. (they stop asking me question, maybe they are disappointed? XD)
The interview had no group discussion, i wonder why too.
3rd part : INSANE QUESTIONS
1. Please explain what is the difference between conventional medicine and alternative medicine.
They asked either one of us could take initiative, but NO ONE. I understand the questions ( a bit ), but i chose to be silent, it's better than I answer it wrongly. hahahah. Lastly, an indian girl ( I forgot her name, tabitar?) she answered it very well, in terms of X-ray all that. zz
2. Namakan Menteri Pengajian Tinggi. We 5 failed to answer this. The panels laughed. They changed the questions : Name two ministers.
I was the 1st to answer : Liow Tiong Lai as the Health Minister, and last minute I answered NAJIB as Menteri Kewangan.
The fifth one couldn't answer it, she complaint : They have taken my answers.
hahahaha. THIS IS FATE.
3. Do parents have their rights to choose the courses for their children?
I didn't raise up my hand to answer this, because I was lazy. screw-up adi, gave up in getting any chance to answer any question. T~T
Lastly, we are allowed to leave, and the interview end within 30 minutes. COOL
Byebye, I shake hand lor, with them.
I forgot to mention SATU MALAYSIA hahahahah.
Because I feel to play there.
If I have 2nd chance, I will wear baggy jeans and a singlet + slippers
So cool and awesome !
SCREW-UP. hahahahaha but who cares?
They laughed.
They never ask what klinik satu malaysia those question
I feel disappointed. BECAUSE I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN DOING REVISION ABOUT 1 MALAYSIA CLINIC !
arghhhh FINE. JPA u pawned me. :D
Byebye, JPA.
Vision 2020, 1 malaysia concept, fake egg issue.
Even I simply studied about Pharmacology, pharmaceutical care and toxicology.
I was wrong ! .....
My interview start at 11:55
I reached UNITEN at 10:30am, I was not the earliest zz
Some even reached there 3 hours before their interview, insane.
My group : 5 people
2 indians, 2 malays, 1 chinese (yes that's me)
4 girls, 1 boy (yes that's me too)
And I got lucky number one shit !
Feeling nervous.
One of the malay, Aqilah asked me
"Why do u look so nervous?"
How I suppose to answer u...?
first time maa deng.
Submitted my resume, the clear book.
Chill, chill, I was keep trying to be chill. zz
"May we enter?"
"Yes u may !"
The judges(panel?):3 Malays, 2 women + 1 guy.
I walked toward them, wanted to greet them.
I wonder, did my action surprise them? zz
Because their eyes got bigger, and spoke to me :
"Hey hey, sit there sit there, haha, relax, don't need to be nervous!"
I failed to greet them with my style.
Because I wanted to shake their hands, and greet :
Satu Malaysia. FAIL.
After that, the middle one (guy) started talking.
1st part : INTRODUCTION
hahahaha i screw-up.
I forgot to mention my post as an ex-head prefect
ex-captain bla3..
the other candidates even mentioned what have they done in their primary school..
However, I don't think the judges listened to them.
Who wants to know about your activities 6 years ago? zz
2nd part : WHY U CHOOSE THIS COURSE, AND WHY U CHOOSE TO STUDY ABROAD?
They asked it in BM.
Mushh : Saya telah pilih farmasi kerana saya suka mengkaji ubat, dan saya memang berminat untuk menghasilkan ubat baru untuk bla3
JPA : ohhhh ! U suka makan ubat ya?
HAHAHAH.. I have been forced to laugh with the panels. no choice.
JPA : y u choose to study abroad?
Mushh : bla3 I can gain knowledge bla3. I can broaden my experience bla3, I can bring back the knowledge bla3. UK has a more advanced research and development on pharmacy field bla3. And i am helpful bla3. (I START TO TALK COCK), and I have a wish to open an orphanage.......
JPA : So do u want to be a pharmacist or u want to open an orphanage in the future?
Mushh : I want to do both. (they stop asking me question, maybe they are disappointed? XD)
The interview had no group discussion, i wonder why too.
3rd part : INSANE QUESTIONS
1. Please explain what is the difference between conventional medicine and alternative medicine.
They asked either one of us could take initiative, but NO ONE. I understand the questions ( a bit ), but i chose to be silent, it's better than I answer it wrongly. hahahah. Lastly, an indian girl ( I forgot her name, tabitar?) she answered it very well, in terms of X-ray all that. zz
2. Namakan Menteri Pengajian Tinggi. We 5 failed to answer this. The panels laughed. They changed the questions : Name two ministers.
I was the 1st to answer : Liow Tiong Lai as the Health Minister, and last minute I answered NAJIB as Menteri Kewangan.
The fifth one couldn't answer it, she complaint : They have taken my answers.
hahahaha. THIS IS FATE.
3. Do parents have their rights to choose the courses for their children?
I didn't raise up my hand to answer this, because I was lazy. screw-up adi, gave up in getting any chance to answer any question. T~T
Lastly, we are allowed to leave, and the interview end within 30 minutes. COOL
Byebye, I shake hand lor, with them.
I forgot to mention SATU MALAYSIA hahahahah.
Because I feel to play there.
If I have 2nd chance, I will wear baggy jeans and a singlet + slippers
So cool and awesome !
SCREW-UP. hahahahaha but who cares?
They laughed.
They never ask what klinik satu malaysia those question
I feel disappointed. BECAUSE I SPENT A LOT OF TIME IN DOING REVISION ABOUT 1 MALAYSIA CLINIC !
arghhhh FINE. JPA u pawned me. :D
Byebye, JPA.
9.4.11
POS LAJU 那个蠢货
POS LAJU 的服务
实在让人恭维
前天由于我忙
加上星洲和 THE SUN 的教育基金
就快截止了.
我实在没办法抽空亲自送去.
热锅上的蚂蚁 D:
最后决策 用快递
网上找了有关快递服务的资料
好像很厉害这样.
说什么 直接送到，无损一根毫发
我真的信了.
第二天叫我爸爸 送到 新街场的邮政局
为我那两封信 送去不同的地方.
RM10. 原以为一切就此结束.
结果昨天早上，当我上班正有睡意时
一通 THE SUN 的电话
惊醒梦中人
她温顺地告诉我 她受到了我的奖学金申请表格
不过是 星洲的
恭喜发财！
我不知头部知尾，还以为我真的塞错信
结果回家再看看那个快递的收据
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| FIRST PAGE OF THE LETTER. Let's see what's the statement the postmen pasted behind it !! |
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The address in pos laju statement he made is TOTALLY different ! Sleeping? zz
|
LOL他的
真的是调包了. 够力 突然天空变得很黑.
幸运的是，星洲和太阳报 愿意给我多一次机会
不幸的是，我需要在第二天呈上 D:
结果漏夜做了第二份COPY
还得麻烦 TOMMY
麻烦家人载送_________真是倒霉到极点.
本来是想去 那件邮政局 淋狗血
不过想想________好像无作用.
只希望 邮政局员工
早上做工时 请不要钓鱼
因为会害死很多 人.
就好象我. XD
JPA 第一步
第一步 成功了.
JPA 跟我道谢，让我有个面试的机会
我知道机会难得
也不是每个人都有.
不过我怕，恐惧症_______口吃
有点想直接放弃掉，不要理会.
却觉得很懦弱.
我讲废话可以是___一流.
不过，要我即席交谈，还是用英语.
JPA 跟我道谢，让我有个面试的机会
我知道机会难得
也不是每个人都有.
不过我怕，恐惧症_______口吃
有点想直接放弃掉，不要理会.
却觉得很懦弱.
我讲废话可以是___一流.
不过，要我即席交谈，还是用英语.
我吐血死.
下个星期二就是了 唉.
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